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follamoscongordas:

“Si se te moja el móvil prueba a meterlo en arroz. Por la noche el arroz atraerá a asiáticos que arreglaran el móvil para ti.”

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onlylolgifs:

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colegaschungos:

a callar!

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andreaschoice:

4gifs:

The thief survived with minor injuries and was arrested

karma is that you?

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

elrinconcico:

BIEN!! no he tirado la olla!!

(Source: cineraria)

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